dag 1 og 2 - new york, manhattan

Allright! Etter krangling med myndighetene fordi de mente jeg skal jobbe iloepet av oppholdet, kom jeg meg da endelig inn i landet til slutt. det hele tok ikke mer enn 2 timer ellerno. foerste jeg gjorde var aa bruke skitlang tid paa aa komme meg til oppholdets foerste hotell, og deretter var det bare litt avslapping og et par guinness paa en pub foer kvelden var slutt for mid del. dette var dag 1.

her kommer dag 2:
jeg har spankulert gjennom hele central park. fantastisk fint sted, men inn i hampen saa svaert! brukte et par timer paa opplegget. trur jeg. jeg tok ikke tiden. deretter fant jeg meg et nytt hostel i chelsea, og gikk opp til times square. saa gikk jeg ned igjen. alt dette har tatt en hel dag altsaa. manhattan er stort. men temmelig kjipt. eneste som er aa gjoere her er aa spise. med mindre man har grisehelvetes mye penger da, og gaar paa musicals og det som er. for det er det mye av.

dette har jeg laert:
-alle i new york jogger.
-alle i new york har MINST en hund og/eller ei lita unge. her gjelder ikke flertallsprinsippet.
-polisen digger aa boetlegge folk. de sprader rundt paa gata og vifter med bot-blokka si, og er rause med utdeling av lapper.
-utrykningskjoeretoeyene i new york har rare sirenelyder.
-det er vanskelig aa finne et sted aa couchsurfe paa kort tid i new york.
-maten her smaker sinnsykt digg.
-det er ikke saa mye feite folk her som man har faatt inntrykk av. trur jeg har sett 3 baerfeite mennesker tilsammen saa langt.

update! now in english! WOW!

All right! after struggling with the feds a couple of hour, i finally got entrance to the us. the agent was convinced for some reason that i would stay in the country as an illegal immigrant. so, first thing to do in new york? spend a long fucking time getting to the hotel. after check-in, i sat down in central park for half an hour or so, had 2 pints of guinness at some place, and then went to bed. this was day 1 of my stay in america.

day 2:
i walked through central park. the whole damn thing. let's just say this: the fucker is huge! spent a couple of hours on the thing. and it's fucking beautiful. my favorite spot in new york would be central park. after i was finished with central park for this time, i found a new hostel down in chelsea area. i spent the rest of the day strolling the streets of manhattan, witch are HUGE. but i don't find it too fancy. i actually think it's quite boring there. i feel the only thing to do is eat eat eat. and i don't have the kind of money to spend on musicals and shit anyway.

so far i have learned this:
-everyone in ny are jogging.
-everyone in new york owns at least one dog, if not more. or they have a kid. but not more than one.
-the cops can't wait giving away tickets and fines. they are standing everywhere with their little book of fines, and gives them to everyone.
-emergency vehicles in this town makes strange noises.
-it's hard to find a couchsurfer within hours in ny.
-the food is fucking brilliant.
-there aren't that many fat people here as you would think. i have seen around 3 so far.